This title is partially a form of the kind of lazy satire that plagues millennial like myself and partially a desperate plea for organic search traffic. I would call it click-bait, except that bait usually works. What does work is the process I outline in this video- often I have people complain to me that their thrift stores are without anything worthwhile to resell. I think that those people aren’t looking hard enough, either in their own store or in their general geographic location, the latter option implying that a good resell has more than one honey hole. I’ve mentioned it numerous times, but I hit up about 15 thrift stores with regularity, and ignore about 85. I was not born with the knowledge and, like me, you must learn where the good stores are and where the good stores aren’t. Sometimes I lay awake at night trying to formulate an elegant equation for what makes a thrift store good- maybe it is median income of the adjacent township divided by the number of thrift stores in the township being examined. Maybe it is something less predictable. Like any good investment strategy, you would be wise to diversify not only the items you source in stores, but also the stores you source from. That is my main message in videos like these and I hope you find the information helpful.